12/24/2004
Gee, what’s this? Is that a picture Ohsnap running for his life? Is that me standing my ground? I believe it is! You saw it here first folks a paladin running from like ONE murloc! WTHBBQIRLPWNED!!! 
Actually Ohsnap is frightened of murlocs, you know, like how some people are afraid of puppies? What you say? Nobody is afraid of puppies? GG OHNSAP! The Cathedral of Light salutes you!
Since Ohsnap ran all the way back to Ironforge, and I was a little parched from all the murloc fin kicking, I decided to hunt snapping turtles to cook up some delicious turtle bisque! I like hunting snapping turtles. They stand their ground and fight! They don’t move around very much, and they don’t make annoying noises! They also drop thick shelled clams, and I was lucky enough to find two pearls!
After about my 20th snapping turtle I rounded a bend in the river and froze, not because of fear mind you, but because a level 46 elite dragonkin was not but 100 yards in front of me! I didn’t want to spook it, they are easliy frightened! I waited until its’ back was turned and did what every self respecting warrior (non-paladin) of Khaz Modan would do, I charged! The dragonkin fought bravely but in the end I perished It wasn’t from a one-shot AOE fire breathing attack I’ll have you know! No, no, I had my mind on that turtle bisque and not on the battle at hand. The moral of the story is to always eat your bisque before you brawl.
December 24th, 2004 at 9:30 am
Wow, your a coward! You run in fear! Brave Sir Hogit bravely ran away!
December 24th, 2004 at 11:48 am
I also prefer Roast Boar over Roast Hog.
December 24th, 2004 at 12:26 pm
Actually I was merely running towards a larger, more dangerous herd of murlocs. It was a ’strategic reposition’. It should be noted that warriors are not known for their intellect - and it often happens that such taticts are misinterpreted by this obviously inferior class.
December 24th, 2004 at 1:42 pm
Do you hear that? It’s a puppy! It’s coming for you, run!
December 24th, 2004 at 2:01 pm
We warriors are not inferior and we have intellect. Who do you go to when you need someone to help defend you?
December 24th, 2004 at 4:26 pm
actually they just heal themselves
no defending needed
December 24th, 2004 at 4:34 pm
Well, they also don’t tough it out like us. We rough it instead of misusing the healing powers.
December 27th, 2004 at 9:48 am
Healing powers are bomb.
December 28th, 2004 at 5:23 am
Yep Jed, our healing bandage power!