9/20/2005
Hogit’s first stop on this expedition would be in Azshara. The Gnome Engineer Jubie Gadgetspring sells a Deepdive Helmet Engineering schematic that would prove vital to hunting the Jaguar Shark. Hogit used his Dimensional Ripper - Everlook to port to Everlook, then a short Hippogryph flight, followed by a ride on his ram to the Azshara coast. Fortunately the schematic was in stock and he quickly ported back to Ironforge to craft the Deepdive Helmet.
During his short stay in Azshara Hogit stopped long enough to fish some interesting specimens from the water. From left to right: an Aggressive Chameleon Fish; a Purple Sunset Fish, a Blue Smurf Fish, two Bronze Ingot Fish, another Blue Smurf Fish, and a second Purple Sunset Fish. Chameleon Fish are common enough in these waters, but an Aggressive Chameleon Fish is a rare find! Studies were cut short when a patrol of hungry Murlocs ran off with the specimens.
The Gnomish technology in the Deepdive Helmet allows underwater breathing for a unlimited amount of time. The Jaguar Shark would not be able to hide from this extreme angling equipped Dwarf. He started his search back at Nat Pagle’s island. The last Pagle had seen of the Jaguar Shark was while extreme angling off the boat to Theramore. The docks offer an environment suitable for Jaguar Shark so the search would begin there.
With his Deepdive Helmet and Birthday suit on Hogit dived into the water and descended to the ocean floor. Amidst the pylons small schools of fish swam around but no sign of a shark. He would need to attract the Jaguar Shark into these more shallow waters. Hogit swam back to the surface and used a technique he learned from the Night Elf Cornpo. He began to thrash wildly in the waves and scream like a woman, this would no doubt bring any aggressive creatures forth. Soon enough a dark shadow was seen circling below. Hogit plunged under the water and grabbed for his spear gun… that he had left on the beach! When he returned to the water with weapon in hand the shark had vanished. Next time the Jaguar Shark would not be so lucky!
9/19/2005
Elessedil is practically a Silvermoon Legend, having braved Onyxia’s Lair and the Molten Core. But what’s this Night Elf really about, what drives her to victory, where’s she going next? Hogit sat down for a little one-on-one with Elessedil the Night Elf Priest to answer these questions and more.
What is your World of Warcraft story?
I was born in Darnassus, very confused and poor. I didn’t know what was going on or what to do in my surroundings. Alls I had was a stick and a pair of legs that went up to the sky. Soon after my birth I embarked on adventure…
Tell me more about these legs.
Well I can’t jump very high like Gnomes can, but they sure get me free Gryphon rides.
Woah wait a sec… free rides?
I always get free rides from the Dwarves. They say I don’t need to pay.
Which do you like more Dwarves or Gnomes?
Gnomes are the cutest things! Dwarves are just funny and sweet…
Just funny and sweet! WTF!
I would much rather go out with a Dwarf than a Night Elf.
That will make Cornpo the Elf sad.
Well, I just don’t find them attractive, sort of silly looking.
How silly?
Like awkward, insecure, not very graceful if you will.
So like they got pwned in the face with the ugly stick?
Not ugly but weird, Elune didn’t bless the males with the perfection of the female Night Elf.
Speaking of perfection what’s up with the female Night Elf dance?
Unfortunately this is the Darnassian mating ritual of the female Night Elf, it can’t be helped. This is done on instinct and no other movement is known.
Instinct eh?
Yes, just like the Gnome male attracts the female by making a smacking movement to the air, very romantic…
I believe it’s called “giddy up.”
I believe so.
So you find that romantic?
Well not to me for I am of a different race, but I’ve been told by the female Gnomes that it is the best part of the dance.
As a level 60 Priest you get a lot of invites. What’s the best way to ask?
I always appreciate manners, the phrase “would you care” is a good way to get my attention, I dislike “wanna go.”
How about “giddy up?”
No. If you really want to piss me off, invite me three times because you forgot my name.
How could anyone forget that name?
They do, I get asked by the same person two, even three times, in a period of five minutes and it makes me blow my top.
My next question has people blowing their tops all over the forums. Which do you prefer Kira Songshine’s hot goods or Clara Charles big apples? 
Well apples are better than baked goods.
So you prefer the large fleshy apples to the warm freshly baked buns?
Any day.
Care to comment further?
Not really, your question has no point.
LOL! It’s very serious! Inquiring minds want to know!
Next.
Who is the best tank on the Silvermoon server?
Well, I have encountered very few bad tanks, there are some excellent ones, but I love Hogit, because he always watches over my well-being. Never lets me die without a fight.
Hooray for Hogit!
If a tank has no shield I run away from the group faster than a Ninja after taking an epic.
What is your favorite instance to run with Hogit?
Oh well, I have to say the spooky ones, like Stratholme and Scholo. I love spooky. I still need to visit Dire Maul more, I love the haunted aspect of it.
Like Scooby Doo spooky?
Yes! Dire Maul is a beautiful elf domicile in ruins, the ghosts of what once was, makes it very attractive to me.
Plus the phat loots.
And that! Phat loot is always a plus in any instance.
Shadow or Holy?
S H A D O W for the pwn! Holy is a necessity for PvE. That’s why I’m half and half.
So you swing both sides of the fence?
Ok final question very important… If Kira Songshine and Clara Charles were mud wrestling who would win?
I think Clara has an advantage due to her apples, they give great strength, buns are just cushions for the blows, in the end, the apples would do more harm.
So you’re saying you would pwn them both?
Most likely.
In the mud?
In the face.
Naked?
No…
Dang, there goes that screenshot.
Don’t you have some Dark Iron to get you horny dwarf!
K…
9/17/2005
There seemed to be no end to the corpses piling up in Ironforge. The population had contracted the plague and it had mercilessly spread everywhere. With the local Ironforge medical staff overwhelmed Elessedil lent a helping hand curing as many of the infected as possible. Though many were beyond saving and died almost instantly. There was no time for goodbyes or mourning. In an effort to curve the spread, bodies were thrown into the lava canals to be incinerated. Black soot hung in the air and a white ash lay on the ground. The grim work paid off eventually but the plague is never a good sign. Was this an omen of things to come?
