9/4/2005
Night Elf vendors arrested for public nudity! Reports have been coming in from Darnassus of Elven vendors selling more then just goods. “The vendor asked if I wanted a sample…” said one of the shocked patrons, “but this wasn’t your average taste test!” The Elven capital is denying all accounts as rumor. They demand screenshots be submitted as evidence before they will comment further.
Elessedil becomes a Mage! Tired of the heal-bot roll, Elessedil turned her back on Priesthood and is now a Mage. “DPS is the name of the game and I’m not playing around anymore!” says Elessedil. Some have asked how her guild Arsenal Team feels about the switch; as one of the main healers why would she do this to them? “Why?” asked Elessedil, “Cause f@ck’em that’s why!”
Dirty dancing outlawed in Darnassus! The Elves have imposed strict new laws on the public in an effort to avoid anymore bare baker rumors. Gnomes, known for their dancing prowess have been organizing dances in protest. From Badonkadonk to Giddy Up nothing is held back from the dancing Gnomevasion. “I just want to dance!” exclaims Tinder the Gnome Mage.
September 6th, 2005 at 9:47 am
10+ days of no posts and we get this crap?!?!?
September 6th, 2005 at 12:59 pm
These are important issues!
September 8th, 2005 at 8:12 am
Yeah, that goes for both of you! Start posting more, the people demand it! I wanna see phat lewtz and heroic stories!
September 8th, 2005 at 10:28 am
Heroic stories… hmm ok. I got one of those!
September 10th, 2005 at 9:55 am
Then what are we waiting for?