9/19/2005
Elessedil is practically a Silvermoon Legend, having braved Onyxia’s Lair and the Molten Core. But what’s this Night Elf really about, what drives her to victory, where’s she going next? Hogit sat down for a little one-on-one with Elessedil the Night Elf Priest to answer these questions and more.
What is your World of Warcraft story?
I was born in Darnassus, very confused and poor. I didn’t know what was going on or what to do in my surroundings. Alls I had was a stick and a pair of legs that went up to the sky. Soon after my birth I embarked on adventure…
Tell me more about these legs.
Well I can’t jump very high like Gnomes can, but they sure get me free Gryphon rides.
Woah wait a sec… free rides?
I always get free rides from the Dwarves. They say I don’t need to pay.
Which do you like more Dwarves or Gnomes?
Gnomes are the cutest things! Dwarves are just funny and sweet…
Just funny and sweet! WTF!
I would much rather go out with a Dwarf than a Night Elf.
That will make Cornpo the Elf sad.
Well, I just don’t find them attractive, sort of silly looking.
How silly?
Like awkward, insecure, not very graceful if you will.
So like they got pwned in the face with the ugly stick?
Not ugly but weird, Elune didn’t bless the males with the perfection of the female Night Elf.
Speaking of perfection what’s up with the female Night Elf dance?
Unfortunately this is the Darnassian mating ritual of the female Night Elf, it can’t be helped. This is done on instinct and no other movement is known.
Instinct eh?
Yes, just like the Gnome male attracts the female by making a smacking movement to the air, very romantic…
I believe it’s called “giddy up.”
I believe so.
So you find that romantic?
Well not to me for I am of a different race, but I’ve been told by the female Gnomes that it is the best part of the dance.
As a level 60 Priest you get a lot of invites. What’s the best way to ask?
I always appreciate manners, the phrase “would you care” is a good way to get my attention, I dislike “wanna go.”
How about “giddy up?”
No. If you really want to piss me off, invite me three times because you forgot my name.
How could anyone forget that name?
They do, I get asked by the same person two, even three times, in a period of five minutes and it makes me blow my top.
My next question has people blowing their tops all over the forums. Which do you prefer Kira Songshine’s hot goods or Clara Charles big apples? 
Well apples are better than baked goods.
So you prefer the large fleshy apples to the warm freshly baked buns?
Any day.
Care to comment further?
Not really, your question has no point.
LOL! It’s very serious! Inquiring minds want to know!
Next.
Who is the best tank on the Silvermoon server?
Well, I have encountered very few bad tanks, there are some excellent ones, but I love Hogit, because he always watches over my well-being. Never lets me die without a fight.
Hooray for Hogit!
If a tank has no shield I run away from the group faster than a Ninja after taking an epic.
What is your favorite instance to run with Hogit?
Oh well, I have to say the spooky ones, like Stratholme and Scholo. I love spooky. I still need to visit Dire Maul more, I love the haunted aspect of it.
Like Scooby Doo spooky?
Yes! Dire Maul is a beautiful elf domicile in ruins, the ghosts of what once was, makes it very attractive to me.
Plus the phat loots.
And that! Phat loot is always a plus in any instance.
Shadow or Holy?
S H A D O W for the pwn! Holy is a necessity for PvE. That’s why I’m half and half.
So you swing both sides of the fence?
Ok final question very important… If Kira Songshine and Clara Charles were mud wrestling who would win?
I think Clara has an advantage due to her apples, they give great strength, buns are just cushions for the blows, in the end, the apples would do more harm.
So you’re saying you would pwn them both?
Most likely.
In the mud?
In the face.
Naked?
No…
Dang, there goes that screenshot.
Don’t you have some Dark Iron to get you horny dwarf!
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9 Responses to “Interview With An Elf”
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September 21st, 2005 at 6:20 am
“Gnomes are the cutest things!”
If all Night-Elf Priestesses were like you Elessedil. Even if I put on my best moves like;
– Pick me up so I can touch your boobs?
and
– Are those pants legendary?
– No..?
– Aaaw, to bad they would match your epic @ss!
[About here I get slapped.]
they still won’t touch me. /cry
September 21st, 2005 at 12:06 pm
My favorite gnome emote: the kiss. Can’t get enough of that sound.
September 21st, 2005 at 1:24 pm
From which race?
September 21st, 2005 at 4:24 pm
You have a one track mind you stinky dorf!
September 22nd, 2005 at 3:53 pm
I would PWN her apples, and then pwn her in the face.
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February 15th, 2006 at 11:15 am
If you where born in Darnassus you are like 2years old now, actually 3, wow has last a year.
March 28th, 2006 at 8:55 am
C’mon zaph, i’d never slap u after that comment.
Im a dwarf, we r not just “funny and sweet” we pwn everybody (including you zaphood) and if i ever become a flight master when i grow up, your gonna have to do more than that gesture for me to let you fly free :/
but still
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