9/12/2005
It had been some time since Elessedil the Elven Priest found Onyxia’s Lair in Dustwallow Marsh. The Arsenal Team had prepared a strategy and choose Hogit to lead them into battle against the dragon. With the experience gathered from the raid with Ilterendi and the High Blade in hand, he was ready. We cleared the Onyxian Warders leading into Onyxia’s cavern and charged the beast as she slept, the element of surprise was ours!
Hogit kept her attention to the North with relentless attacks, and the rest of the raid split down the middle attacking from the East and West sides. At one point Onyxia took flight, but our ranged attacks quickly brought her back down to the cracked floor now exploding with lava. The Wyrm’s attacks quickened and became more reckless as the end of her life neared, but our focus could not be broken and we soon stood over her corpse.
Elessedil walked away with a new headpiece, the Halo of Transcendence, and Gunners received the Helm of Wrath. The Arsenal Team took the head of Onyxia to Stormwind for display and hung it from the archway in the Valley of Heroes. Everyone wore their new loot and Hogit, not to be outdone, wore his Birthday Suit and a Goblin Rocket Helm for this special occasion. Sexeh!
9/11/2005
In preparation for the Stranglethorn Fishing Extravaganza, Hogit met up with Nat Pagle in Dustwallow Marsh. You may be familiar with Nat Pagle from his published work “Nat Pagle’s Guide to Extreme Anglin.” Extreme Angling indeed! Nat carries an array of extreme angling equipment and tirelessly fishes in Dustwallow Marsh for something he calls the “Jaguar Shark.” It’s a long story… 
Don’t let his simple clothes and humble knowledge of angling fool you. There is more “extreme” to this angler then he leads one to believe. He’s hiding something…
9/4/2005
Night Elf vendors arrested for public nudity! Reports have been coming in from Darnassus of Elven vendors selling more then just goods. “The vendor asked if I wanted a sample…” said one of the shocked patrons, “but this wasn’t your average taste test!” The Elven capital is denying all accounts as rumor. They demand screenshots be submitted as evidence before they will comment further.
Elessedil becomes a Mage! Tired of the heal-bot roll, Elessedil turned her back on Priesthood and is now a Mage. “DPS is the name of the game and I’m not playing around anymore!” says Elessedil. Some have asked how her guild Arsenal Team feels about the switch; as one of the main healers why would she do this to them? “Why?” asked Elessedil, “Cause f@ck’em that’s why!”
Dirty dancing outlawed in Darnassus! The Elves have imposed strict new laws on the public in an effort to avoid anymore bare baker rumors. Gnomes, known for their dancing prowess have been organizing dances in protest. From Badonkadonk to Giddy Up nothing is held back from the dancing Gnomevasion. “I just want to dance!” exclaims Tinder the Gnome Mage.
