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10/1/2005

Hogit's Story

Got God?

Hogit and Ragnaros sit down for tea time Ragnaros: “Too soon! You have awakened me too soon, Executus!” So it turns out the lord of the Molten Core just wanted to be left alone for his afternoon nap. Unfortunately for us Ragnaros always wakes up on the wrong side of the bed. Majordomo Executus: “These mortal infidels my lord, they have invaded you sanctum and seek to steal your secrets.” Actually we only came for the phat lewts, I don’t really care to know if Ragnaros wears boxers or briefs. Ragnaros: “Fool! You allow these insects to run rampant through the hallowed core! Now you lead them to my very lair! You have failed me Executus! Justice shall be met indeed.” I couldn’t believe what happened next; Ragnaros killed Majordomo! OMG! I was like “no way,” and Gunners was all “way!”

10 Responses to “Got God?”

  1. Cornpo Says:

    Ragnaros is like totally mean! Have you ever noticed that his chest looks like the pringles guy with sunglasses on?

  2. Hogit Says:

    omg youre right!

  3. Elessedil Says:

    I hope one thing and one thing only comes out of Domo’s chest this weekend: Col. Sanders secret recipe for the eleven, count them, ELEVEN HERBS AND SPICES!

  4. Hogit Says:

    ummmm chicken…

  5. nuker Says:

    This god is going to be totally owned in no time by AT, lets hope we get pringlesbringer..err I mean more LAWBRINGER!!!!!!

  6. Hogit Says:

    owned! and no LB!

  7. nuker Says:

    Next week we gonna get pally loot, I can feel it, if not I’m gonna make a lawsuit against Ragnaros and MC Inc.

  8. Gunners Says:

    .” I couldn’t believe what happened next; Ragnaros killed Majordomo! OMG! I was like “no way,” and Gunners was all “way!”

    Haha :P

  9. Gunners Says:

    Oh Hogit I forgot to tell you I got [Eye of Sulfuras]http://www.thottbot.com/?i=38350 On Saturday. :D
    When I have the mace I will kill Raincolor first, because he said Sulfuras, Hand of Ragnaros is crap. lol

  10. bilkos Says:

    At last Ragnaros is death on my server for the Firt time, I killed him, YES FOOLS I MYSELF ALONE, KILLED HIM, and if you dont belive, DIE !!!!

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