10/5/2005
Tinder the Gnome Mage and “dirty dancing activist” is at it again but this time siding with her furry forest friends. “A disturbing trend is sweeping Azeroth,” explains Tinder, “the population imbalance has led to an increase of people eat tasty animals, also known as PETA.” Tinder is leading a campaign against PETA and has been touring local inns in an attempt to educate the chefs. “Cute furry animals are not for tasty eating! Put down your cleavers and carving knives and pet something fuzzy before it’s too late!”
10/1/2005
Ragnaros: “Too soon! You have awakened me too soon, Executus!” So it turns out the lord of the Molten Core just wanted to be left alone for his afternoon nap. Unfortunately for us Ragnaros always wakes up on the wrong side of the bed. Majordomo Executus: “These mortal infidels my lord, they have invaded you sanctum and seek to steal your secrets.” Actually we only came for the phat lewts, I don’t really care to know if Ragnaros wears boxers or briefs. Ragnaros: “Fool! You allow these insects to run rampant through the hallowed core! Now you lead them to my very lair! You have failed me Executus! Justice shall be met indeed.” I couldn’t believe what happened next; Ragnaros killed Majordomo! OMG! I was like “no way,” and Gunners was all “way!”
