6/8/2006
What do you do after not posting for so long? A photo montage of course!
/cue montage music
The curtain opens with Hogit bathed in light. Is it THE light? No, actually it’s a visible x-ray spectrum developed by gnomish engineers. Hogit has been eating Dark Iron again… and here I thought all the weight gain was from cherry pies and roasted quail.
Don’t ask… No, but really, what we have here is… You see Hogit was… and then he fell and… Ok, let’s backup. Liljosephine paid Kenichi to lie down while… ok… that’s not off to a good start. After a big breakfast of stolen waffles Hogit confronted Kenichi shouting “Letgo my eggo Kenichi!” I give up.
Every time a boss dies, a Hogit gets his wings. You’ve heard of the flying mounts in the expansion; the breaking news is flying hero classes as well! Yes, wings sprout from your shoulders! Cloud City has been introduced to Azeroth and is inhabited by furry Wookiees. Laser guns that go pew pew are not included.
Twin Emperors? Bah… It’s all about the Twin Hunters. These two Hunters are a rare spawn in the Ruins of Ahn’Qiraj. Their abilities include feign death frost trap macro, aimed shot, feign death frost trap macro, aimed shot, feign death frost trap macro, aimed shot, and finally feign death frost trap macro, aimed shot.
Ever heard the expression when hogs can fly? Well guess what? They can. This is not your average gnomish anti-gravity device. This is real flight, like Wright Brothers flight. How is this possible you may be wondering, well I’ll tell you (like you have a choice). No it’s not the hero class wings, that was a lie. Actually Wrath shoulders provide an aerodynamic aspect that allows gliding from heights.
Hogit has taken BASE jumping to a new level. Sleep Walk BASE jumping. Do you enjoy waking up at the bottom of a ditch with broken bones and no memory of who you are? Then Sleep Walk BASE jumping is for you. Send mail to dwarf [at] hogit (dot) org for more information. Not responsible for inventory repairs.
June 9th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
You might want to lose some weight for the next phot sesion, and you need MORE COWBELL!
June 10th, 2006 at 4:55 am
Bout time u posted u lazy dwarf
June 10th, 2006 at 10:39 am
What a worthless post, can you say filler?
June 10th, 2006 at 11:53 pm
What a worthless Druid, can you say chat gem?
June 12th, 2006 at 12:30 pm
/pwned
June 13th, 2006 at 1:12 pm
CSS?
June 13th, 2006 at 1:16 pm
GTFO?