8/16/2006
You might remember a certain post not too long ago about how Hogit killed Elessedil, well that was Hogit’s say.
Here I am dead in the snow, that is true enough. How it came to be may not have been explained all that well. Sadly, Dwarves are not known for telling the whole truth like Gnomes and Elves but never fear, here’s my side of it.
Here we have exhibit A.
As you can see I have no trouble kicking a Dwarf’s behind. You can clearly see in this screen shot this Hogit stand-in begging for mercy and getting none.
Exhibit B.
A pack of wolves might be too much for someone else but not me. Here I am teaching these flea bags who’s in charge. Ignore the damage numbers of eight clearly the user interface was bugged.
Exhibit C.
This is a clear example of the kind of trouble you might get in when you try and mess with me.
Having looked at the evidence above you might ask yourself, how did Hogit kill you Elessedil?
Well, after Hogit massacred the Troggs, innocent bunny rabbits, and prevented more than one low level character from completing their quests in the area he hadn’t had enough. He wanted a piece of yours truly to feed his ego, so I said “Bring it on ugly!”. We dueled and he managed to stun me enough times for me not to heal myself; Hogit won the duel that much is true (making use of his dirty Dorf trickery) but he is no hero, no sir.
As I held on to dear life by a thread I felt sharp teeth and claws all over my body, what was this?! The troggs had seen I was weak and went on to finish me. One by one they feasted on my flesh and soon after, I fell dead on the snow. Dead for realz! Did Hogit try to save me you ask? No. He was rolling on the floor laughing at me.
I ran back to my body and collected myself, Hogit was no where in sight. I made my way back to the nearest village where I was offered some warmth by a fire. I told my tale to the local Dwarves and they were not happy at all, “That is not the Dwarven way” they said. Hogit had better not show himself around those parts anymore, he might get what’s coming to him.
August 16th, 2006 at 11:36 am
Hmm I don’t think that’s exactly how it went.
August 16th, 2006 at 11:53 am
I think we’ve all had enough of you and your lies.
August 16th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Hogit has NEVER defeated me 1 on 1. Even when he was fury I owned him in short order. You are no better then a Dirty Trogg… HOG!
August 16th, 2006 at 12:20 pm
Too bad I never dueled you when I was spec’d anything other then protection but nice try!
August 17th, 2006 at 2:19 am
Gnomita speaks the truth.
August 17th, 2006 at 2:19 am
Dear mister hogit sir.
How do you add specific pictures to different posters? I assume that’s what you’ve done with Elessedil/Hogit pics?
Or did you just use different templates?
August 17th, 2006 at 8:46 am
I print out the category in an ID tag and then have a different CSS class to style it.
August 17th, 2006 at 9:02 am
You have quite a talent there Hogit. Your help on our website would be greatly appreciated.
August 17th, 2006 at 9:07 am
STFU Cornpo @ IP address 72.201.78.220 !!!
August 17th, 2006 at 11:51 am
OK, that made absolutely no sense to me, but I’ll look into it and see what I can do. Thanks.
August 20th, 2006 at 9:38 am
lol wee problem eles
that was a trogg you were attacking…not a wolf.
September 3rd, 2006 at 5:18 pm
Um… haha your hand to hand sucks. And i’m sure that hogit gave a very accurate discription. I’d just like to point out a few things:
Point number 1: You said hogit stunned you enough to beat you. So why did you say you’d owned him? He must’ve been mocking you with a surrender sign.
Point number 2: Why were you faded? or is that something else and not fade.
Point number 3: I’ve made a catch phrase that i’ll say quite often on new posts.
Point number 4: Gnomes will crawl into your stomach and lay eggs.
Point number 5: I kick ass in combat and suck at lvling.
Piont number 6: Read point number 4 then number 5.
Point number 7: Read point numer 5 over and over and over.