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8/6/2006

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When Troggits Attack

Hogit and Zephrantes in Coldridge Valley Natural selection had failed Coldridge Valley. Reports were coming in from the newbie zone about a Trogg population spiraling out of control. It is necessary at times to intervene in the process of natural selection and cull the weak from the herd. Hogit answered that call with his new Dragonbreath Hand Cannon and set off from Ironforge hoping that one Dwarf really could make a difference, while at the same time level his gun skill.

Hogit killed Elessedil Fortunately Zephrantes the Dwarf Warrior and Elessedil the Night Elf Priest were feeling generous and joined Hogit on his Trogg crusade. What followed next was a mass slaughter of anything that moved. When asked what they were doing Hogit replied “Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!” Elessedil was extra viscous and melting the faces of even the small bunnies roaming the area. As Hogit’s granddaddy used to say, “No good dead goes unpunished.” After finishing a duel the victorious Hogit watched as the Troggs swarmed the vunerable Elessedil and killed her. Her death was not in vain because the gunsmoke filled Coldridge Valley lives on.

16 Responses to “When Troggits Attack”

  1. elessedil Says:

    This is all dirty dorf lies, I shall tell the real story.

  2. Hogit Says:

    Hmm….

  3. Muze Says:

    Hog and Zeph are troublemakers. Never trust dorfs. I’m curious as to how you died gnomita.

  4. Aullios Says:

    All dwarves are troublemakers, Muze.

  5. cornpo Says:

    (censor) THIS POST, YUMM WHEAT THINS!

  6. Saylay Says:

    Blog gets better and better. I love the way your displaying the images now.

  7. Hogit Says:

    Yeah there is actually a wordpress plugin for it but it still requires manually editing all the old posts :P

  8. Mark Cooper Says:

    Vey nice work Hogit.

    Do you manually create the framed thumbnail or is there a way that can be automated?

    Am I right in thinking you;re using Lightbox for the overlay when you click on the image?

    I ask as I’ve built my own guild site in Wordpress and need to improve my image display routine.

  9. Hogit Says:

    I have a css routine that adds the border/background to images, but for this site I preferred doing it manually.

    Yes I use Lightbox for the new image overlays:
    http://www.huddletogether.com/projects/lightbox2/

    Thanks!

  10. Mark Cooper Says:

    Many thanks for the info Hogit!

    I have linked to your site from my own as a small thankyou.

    Out of interest, do you allow your template to be shared? I would not copy it but am trying to learn the ins and outs of making a Wordpress site for World of Warcraft.

    Thanks again.

  11. Hogit Says:

    Yeah I email my themes out by I lag a lot. :P

  12. Mark Cooper Says:

    If you get the chance I would be most obliged if you would share your theme.

    Many thanks Hogit.

    Feel free to view my site in its current state and see what you think: http://www.thedogsofwar.co.uk

  13. cornpo Says:

    Nerd Alert

  14. Hogit Says:

    stfu cornpo!

  15. zap Says:

    Hogit’s a hero. True story.

  16. Hrothgar Says:

    Haha. Nerd Alert. Classic.

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